May 2013
Something tumblr has taught me
fefeferi:
infinite-insanityy:
thesuperwalkingdeadangels:
gingeritt:
sargentwaffle:
natashhha:
“because of reasons” is always a legitimate reason
“because fuck you that’s why” is also acceptable
“for science” is a good excuse
don’t forget “the stars are not in position” as a perfect reason to not do something
“Not since the accident.” can be the answer to any question.
you...
kanyewesticle:
mynationaltreasure:
toinfinityandbeyonce:
smilingemoticon:
kanyewesticle:
usb-dongle:
kanyewesticle:
it takes me like 3 days to wake up in the morning
oh my god
fucking fandom references
WHAT FANDOM? THE JESUS FANDOM?
THEY PREFER THE TERM CHRISTIANITY
This is the post that killed me
radiatethisfrequency:
it might be too hot to wear all black but that isn’t going to stop me
godosomethingproductive:
Cosmo sex tip 243801: When you’re riding him reverse-cowgirl, aggressively whisper, “Now this is podracing.”
yahoo saved tumblr from having to close down from...
you should probably be thanking them rather than yelling at them. considering that they have no intentions of changing tumblr.
So now when you do Alt + Reblog, the reblog symbol...
crazychick08:
theshelbylife:
incestuous-lesbianponies:
laurarw:
I THOUGHT THIS WAS KIDDING SOGMLASG
HOLY SHIT
THAT IS AWESOME
sheep-boy:
catswithbenefits:
wow fox news isn’t even about foxes
cnn is
twinnerd28:
beatleologist-at-221b:
actualcannibaljakeenglish:
How many tears did The Doctor cry?
A River.
Was it enough to fill two Ponds?
GET IN THE TARDIS EVERYONE WE'RE GOING TO NOVEMBER...
david-john-mcdonald:
Reblog if you think the next disney prince should...
jesus-was-a-gay-hipster:
letmelarryyou:
makesmyspeakersgoboomboom:
kansasprincess97:
Hell yeah!
OH MY GOD
ITGOTBETTER.JPEG
loki-cat:
avengers 2:
“mr parker, im here to talk to you about the avenger’s initi-“
“…i’m here to talk to you about the avengers init-“
”.. the avenger’s initiat-“
”..avenger’s initiative.”
